We have interviewed three birth assitants over the course of the past two weeks. My darling wife liked the attorney, I liked the one more like Mom. At least that is what we thought until we met contestant number three.
Our birth assistant likes leather!
I feel like a contestant on the dating game:
"So, contestant number one, how many deliveries have you seen?"
"About 150."
"Contestant number two, how would you handle a difficult birth?"
"I would use natural remedies."
"Contestant number three, have you ever attended an aqua birth?"
"I like to tie people up, and cruise the leather bars."
We picked her!
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